Arkie Anecdotes: After The Storm

Babies Will:

...when teething, chew on everything EXCEPT the teething ring!
...somehow manage to take up most of a king size bed, leaving the couple they are sleeping with squished up against the sides..
...knock your only pair of prescription glasses off your kitchen table onto the floor. Guess what crunches under your foot when you walk into the kitchen looking for your glasses.
...in a pasture full of rocks, find the freshest pile of horse apples, toddle over them and then stir them with a stick.
...let you know what they want without ever uttering a word.
...know how to use a tv remote without having to read directions.
...dunk their pacifier in the toilet if the bathroom door is open and the toilet seat is up.

Arkie Anecdotes